Made for Ludum Dare 33

Your poop is on the ground here.

To the {{compass[$index]}} is {{}}
You starved to death... or at least felt like you did. But really, you're just overreacting. You should be more worried about the mess you left for your owners.

You SOMEHOW managed to get so exhausted that you passed out. Your owners found you and will be taking you to the vet for the plethora of reasons I could list.

"WHERE IS THAT DOG AT!?" you hear, accepting your fate...

As elusive as you were, you were found! Now your owners are taking you to the vet because something has to be seriously wrong if you're pooping all over the house.